People on diets are retarded!
So if you didn’t already know, I work as a server at a burger joint here in California called Red Robin. The majority of the things on our menu are filled with fat, topped with grease, and then smothered with mayo. So needless to say, if you are on a diet, this is not the best place to come to eat. For some odd reason any person who decides that they are “on a diet” and still comes here, need to explain how their diet works and every little last detail to me as I regretfully ask what they want to drink and what they want to eat.
Recently I have noticed that for some reason people who are on these “diets” always get the worst food that we have on our menu. They pass over the few healthy things that exist and go straight for a “Monster Burger”. The monster burger is two 6 ounce all beef patties with 4 slices of american cheese topped with mayo, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions, and relish. Along with the burger we give bottomless steak fries (just the thing that any retard dieter needs to be taunted with). 95% of these middle-aged ladies always ask for extra mayonaise not only on the burger, but to dip their greasy fries into to make sure their arteries are clogged before they can leave.
The strangest part about taking their order, is many times after these people plomp down in their armless chairs (they won’t fit in the ones with arms) they will order all this crappy food before their drink. But sure enough, when their drink order does come, it is none other than the “Diet Coke”. Because that is the bit that is going to make them lose the 95 pounds that they need to. What in the world is wrong with people? I mean I am not necessarily a small guy or anything, and I love the food at my work, but please do me a favor people. If you are on a diet, don’t tell anyone else, because they just want you to fail anyways.